24 Rumour, Legend of Zelda being made by Illumination (archive.ph) posted 1 year ago by AlfredicEnglishRules 1 year ago by AlfredicEnglishRules +25 / -1 30 comments share 30 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Why are all the trending articles Z-listers in bikini pics?
Because Giant Freaking Robot sucks and the ads on their website are garbage you should be safely ignoring. Or nostalgia bait, I remember Elizabeth Hurley was a reasonably big star back in like 1999.
If she and Benedict Cumberbatch had a baby, I am 100% sure it would come out looking like an actual alien.
Is Gwyneth Paltrow the exploding vagina candle woman?
Yes that's her.
Ah, right. Makes sense.
Momoa in that list is telling.
Because sex sells and nobody wants to see the uggos that get pushed as A-listers naked?
No idea.