Surveillance footage the store posted on Facebook shows a person with a red hat, black hoodie, and dark blue pants walk in front of the building, smash the glass door in, and throw a lit Molotov cocktail inside.
"How do you do fellow MAGAs? Don't you just love wearing easily identifiable clothing when you're throwing our signature Molotov cocktails at people who just want to love? This is MAGA country!"
Hope this retard tries to claim damages on insurance so someone has the incentive to do the job law enforcement obviously won't and root out this fraud.
How about "How to piss off faggots who don't like long titles and have no sense of humor: It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times. Maggie was sitting on her toilet one day as she noticed a strange hair growing on her..."
How was I supposed to sum it up in a way that doesn't enrage over the futility of the situation? I go for humor and info. There's still a dedicated moron who still hates my titles.
Lie down with the dogs, wake up with fleas. They're in enemy territory in OK, and they better watch out in the future.
I hope the next one is viciously lethal.
"How do you do fellow MAGAs? Don't you just love wearing easily identifiable clothing when you're throwing our signature Molotov cocktails at people who just want to love? This is MAGA country!"
Hope this retard tries to claim damages on insurance so someone has the incentive to do the job law enforcement obviously won't and root out this fraud.
Post Reported for: Useless title
Perchance you could make a better title next time, OP?
How about "How to piss off faggots who don't like long titles and have no sense of humor: It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times. Maggie was sitting on her toilet one day as she noticed a strange hair growing on her..."
How was I supposed to sum it up in a way that doesn't enrage over the futility of the situation? I go for humor and info. There's still a dedicated moron who still hates my titles.
I dunno. It's just what they wrote.
What about: "Hysterical Leftist story claims rightwing violence without citation"?
That's boring and doesn't cover her scam.
I will be more creatively professional. Headless corpse found in topless club, style.
Well, the title's just an introduction to bring readers in to read about the scam.
But they don't read it. I rarely read it, and I'm half retarded. Just think of those all the way!
Not my heckin' wholesome pedophiles!