How about "How to piss off faggots who don't like long titles and have no sense of humor: It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times. Maggie was sitting on her toilet one day as she noticed a strange hair growing on her..."
How was I supposed to sum it up in a way that doesn't enrage over the futility of the situation? I go for humor and info. There's still a dedicated moron who still hates my titles.
How about "How to piss off faggots who don't like long titles and have no sense of humor: It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times. Maggie was sitting on her toilet one day as she noticed a strange hair growing on her..."
How was I supposed to sum it up in a way that doesn't enrage over the futility of the situation? I go for humor and info. There's still a dedicated moron who still hates my titles.
I dunno. It's just what they wrote.
What about: "Hysterical Leftist story claims rightwing violence without citation"?
That's boring and doesn't cover her scam.
I will be more creatively professional. Headless corpse found in topless club, style.
Well, the title's just an introduction to bring readers in to read about the scam.
But they don't read it. I rarely read it, and I'm half retarded. Just think of those all the way!