How about "How to piss off faggots who don't like long titles and have no sense of humor: It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times. Maggie was sitting on her toilet one day as she noticed a strange hair growing on her..."
How was I supposed to sum it up in a way that doesn't enrage over the futility of the situation? I go for humor and info. There's still a dedicated moron who still hates my titles.
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Perchance you could make a better title next time, OP?
How about "How to piss off faggots who don't like long titles and have no sense of humor: It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times. Maggie was sitting on her toilet one day as she noticed a strange hair growing on her..."
How was I supposed to sum it up in a way that doesn't enrage over the futility of the situation? I go for humor and info. There's still a dedicated moron who still hates my titles.
I dunno. It's just what they wrote.
What about: "Hysterical Leftist story claims rightwing violence without citation"?
That's boring and doesn't cover her scam.
I will be more creatively professional. Headless corpse found in topless club, style.
Well, the title's just an introduction to bring readers in to read about the scam.