Nor do I want to be forced to slow walk through life because of crowds

Was at the shops a few hours ago, somehow I got stuck behind the same slow ass moving couple of women 3 times. Then when at the checkout a completely different set of 3 women were spending fucking ages talking to the checkout operator while I was trying to buy literally one thing. Had I been about 2 minutes sooner I probably could have gone to another checkout that had just closed at I got to it.

Of course just as I got near the front of the checkout I was in they decided to re-open the other one which had just closed.

And they never found the bodies... 🤡