Think about it. Male models are genetically constructed to become assassins. They’re in peak physical condition. They can gain entry to the most secure places in the world. Most important of all, models don’t think for themselves. They do as they’re told. Just think about any photo shoot you’ve ever been on. You’re a monkey. Dance, monkey, in your little spangly shoes! Mash your cymbals, chimpy! Dance!
Is that Marky Mark on the left?
Yes. He was a male model in the 90s.
I remember hearing this, but never saw him is an ad.
But why male models?
Think about it. Male models are genetically constructed to become assassins. They’re in peak physical condition. They can gain entry to the most secure places in the world. Most important of all, models don’t think for themselves. They do as they’re told. Just think about any photo shoot you’ve ever been on. You’re a monkey. Dance, monkey, in your little spangly shoes! Mash your cymbals, chimpy! Dance!
For women. "Hey ladies, your man could look like this if he wears our underwear!"
I came here to ask the same thing, lol.