No, I was being completely serious. Until I read this:

Andersson came under widespread scrutiny earlier this week after it was revealed he had written an academic article in which he admitted to masturbating to fantasy child sexual abuse material for three months as part of his “research.”

What kind of "research" is that!? And since he is a PhD student, that means he got paid to wank over hentai and then write about it. And not even ordinary hentai.