66 () posted 1 year ago by Vaterland 1 year ago by Vaterland +67 / -1 59 comments share 59 comments share save hide report block hide replies
-Be me, attempting to be smart
-Legally change my name to "holocaust".
-Robs bank while having sex with countless hookers.
-Judge asks what my defense is, I say "my name is holocaust, I cannot be denied of anything"
-Judge lets me off citing "the rules are rules"
TIL how monkeypox was invented