The best part of this is that we know for sure beyond all doubt that Trump is the cleanest saint to ever exist in Washington. It is beyond comprehension that he has ever done anything bad, at this point. No one can avoid the Eye of Sauron, and yet somehow, it just can't see his dirty laundry? The inevitable conclusion is that there isn't any to be found in any aspect of his life. There has never been a more vetted man in the history of the world.

Seriously.

If there was any dirt to find, they would have found it by now. We're the sixth, seventh year of every single three letter agency scoping him out. They got nothing.

That means there is nothing.

It'd be all over the news if they found so much as un-returned library book.