[The Babylon Bee] CDC Declares Gay Orgies An 'Essential Activity'
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It's close that's for sure. The CDC even has guides for what to do if you have Monkeypox and decide to have sex anyway. It's impossible to ask fags to keep it in their pants for just a couple weeks.
It's not impossible to ask. It's impossible to get them to actually do it voluntarily. After all this Kung Flu bullshit I see no reason not to subject the fags to the totalitarian measures the rest of society was forced to undergo. It would actually work in this case because schlong covid doesn't spread like the common cold.
Sadly they'll just subject all of society again. No way they'll admit who the primary vector of the spread is.
I mean, it's not just a gay problem - if we could do the same for blacks we wouldn't have a high abortoin + fatherlessness rate for them too.