59 You are looking at the reason extramarital relations need to be banned. (twitter.com) posted 2 years ago by AbleistSL 2 years ago by AbleistSL +63 / -4 212 comments share 212 comments share save hide report block hide replies
I'll be the best man at your marriage. This will happen.
It will not.
First, I'll never reveal my true identity here because I'm not retarded.
Second, if I wanted to be slowly pushed towards dying by uncaring women, I'd get vaccinated.
The funniest thing is that you actually took the first part of that comment seriously.
However, that you will marry is written in the stars. It will happen.