Jap, Nip, slope; the last for Asiatics in general. All that I'm aware of. Not a lot to object to in the Japanese, as long as they're not at war with you.
edit: Also, you might as well just call him a big faggot, or a huge queen, anyway. Everything wrong with former Sulu has nothing to do with him being a Nip, and everything to do with him being a huge American Faggot.
Ah, thanks. Yeah, it's few and far between, but slope is at least something I guess.
George Takei is a massive faggot slope.
Also, the reason I wanted to go for a racial slur is because he was talking about race specifically. Calling him a faggot just doesn't have quite the same poetry, at least in this specific context.
Fuck, can I just call him a chink, maybe? That's Chinese, but that's an insult to Japanese anyway, so I think it works. George is a faggot and a chink. Dang, it's just not doing it. Lucky Japanese, being based and shit.
Seriously, how did the Japanese manage to commit major war crimes in WW2, and still have their worst insult just be "jap?" It's really not fair. What if someone like George is being a racist asshole, and I feel it appropriate to attack him on his race to cause offense? I guess I'm mostly out of luck. Oh well.
It's "slope faggot" rather than "faggot slope," at least, according to this:
Alright, thanks. I actually had it the other way, then changed it. "Slope faggot" sounds more ambiguous, at least to me. And that illustrates part of the issue with "slope" to begin with. "Slope faggot" sounds like some faggot that in some way involves inclines. I just wasn't happy with it. "Slant" is getting better. Unless something else comes along, I think that's the winner.
Problem being, Japanese are a pretty upright people. There aren't really any predilections or characteristics of them as a folk that are assailable. Other than physical characteristics, which are no different than any other Mongoloid, the only real thing I can think of is a) Post Pearl Harbor, people used to refer to them as "sneaky," and b) Most people were horrified by hara-kiri, or kamikaze, when it was used as a tactic.
Nowadays, it's just a based Country, except for the insanity happening in their metropolitan regions, which is happening all over the globe. They're Christian and Shintoist and Daoist and Buddhist and Confucian, in just about the right proportion that keeps them remarkably resistant to being huge pieces of shit, generally.
You ever see that joke from 30 Rock where Baldwin doesn't like calling Puerto Rican people "Puerto Rican," because something about it just seems like a slur? There's nothing like that with the Japanese. It's an inherently respectable cultural background, if you don't mind the war crimes.
The last generation that like actually hated Japs were the ones that fought in WW2. They called 'em Nips. Therefore, I see that as the most valid English language slur.
Now, the real question is what did Nipponese great Grandpas call my great Grandpas?
"Sir," most likely, since oddly enough, though the Nipponese went to war with the United States as hard as they could, they did it while holding no actual animus with the Country or its people. They fought the Chinese, and the Russians, and the Chinese, and then the Americans, all out of very strategic reasoning.
Pretty weird, when you think about it, and pretty sad, when you think about how it's pretty weird. Imagine just being able to accept that war is about resources, and not about some people being good or bad.
Jap, Nip, slope; the last for Asiatics in general. All that I'm aware of. Not a lot to object to in the Japanese, as long as they're not at war with you.
edit: Also, you might as well just call him a big faggot, or a huge queen, anyway. Everything wrong with former Sulu has nothing to do with him being a Nip, and everything to do with him being a huge American Faggot.
I remember "Zipperhead" from Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino, due to what they looked like after getting run over by tank treads.
I think that might have been North Koreans though.
Ah, thanks. Yeah, it's few and far between, but slope is at least something I guess.
George Takei is a massive faggot slope.
Also, the reason I wanted to go for a racial slur is because he was talking about race specifically. Calling him a faggot just doesn't have quite the same poetry, at least in this specific context.
Fuck, can I just call him a chink, maybe? That's Chinese, but that's an insult to Japanese anyway, so I think it works. George is a faggot and a chink. Dang, it's just not doing it. Lucky Japanese, being based and shit.
Seriously, how did the Japanese manage to commit major war crimes in WW2, and still have their worst insult just be "jap?" It's really not fair. What if someone like George is being a racist asshole, and I feel it appropriate to attack him on his race to cause offense? I guess I'm mostly out of luck. Oh well.
Something about this bothers me.
Right.
It's "slope faggot" rather than "faggot slope," at least, according to this:
https://owl.excelsior.edu/grammar-essentials/parts-of-speech/adjectives/order-of-adjectives/
Ooh, I remembered another, related to "slope." "Slant-eye." That might even work better; certainly sounds better, harsher: "Slant-eyed faggot."
Alright, thanks. I actually had it the other way, then changed it. "Slope faggot" sounds more ambiguous, at least to me. And that illustrates part of the issue with "slope" to begin with. "Slope faggot" sounds like some faggot that in some way involves inclines. I just wasn't happy with it. "Slant" is getting better. Unless something else comes along, I think that's the winner.
Problem being, Japanese are a pretty upright people. There aren't really any predilections or characteristics of them as a folk that are assailable. Other than physical characteristics, which are no different than any other Mongoloid, the only real thing I can think of is a) Post Pearl Harbor, people used to refer to them as "sneaky," and b) Most people were horrified by hara-kiri, or kamikaze, when it was used as a tactic.
Nowadays, it's just a based Country, except for the insanity happening in their metropolitan regions, which is happening all over the globe. They're Christian and Shintoist and Daoist and Buddhist and Confucian, in just about the right proportion that keeps them remarkably resistant to being huge pieces of shit, generally.
You ever see that joke from 30 Rock where Baldwin doesn't like calling Puerto Rican people "Puerto Rican," because something about it just seems like a slur? There's nothing like that with the Japanese. It's an inherently respectable cultural background, if you don't mind the war crimes.
The last generation that like actually hated Japs were the ones that fought in WW2. They called 'em Nips. Therefore, I see that as the most valid English language slur.
Now, the real question is what did Nipponese great Grandpas call my great Grandpas?
"Sir," most likely, since oddly enough, though the Nipponese went to war with the United States as hard as they could, they did it while holding no actual animus with the Country or its people. They fought the Chinese, and the Russians, and the Chinese, and then the Americans, all out of very strategic reasoning.
Pretty weird, when you think about it, and pretty sad, when you think about how it's pretty weird. Imagine just being able to accept that war is about resources, and not about some people being good or bad.