- Platformer game.
- You play as one of five supreme court justices. Each one has their own unique power, like double jeopardy jump, or due process dash
- Every level you have to bypass obstacles and get to a child. Once you get to the child, you pick them up and have to carry them to the stage exit.
- Each level is inhabited by one or more terrible monsters. Can you escape the fearsome Hildabeast, the Child Sniffer, Gay Mulatto & Big Mike, or Ruth Bader Killsberg?
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Instead of platformer make it a beat 'em up like Final Fight or Battletoads. I'm also imagining colorful super-deformed character graphics but whoever makes the game can decide on the style.
Edit: And Justice Thomas has a power called CORNPOP where his eyes glow red and he starts swinging massive chains everywhere killing all enemies on screen.
If you play as Jumanji your objective is to deliver the child to a pedophile.
Poor Roberts, even when he does the right thing, no one remembers him.
Roberts upheld the Mississippi law in Dobbs but the coward didn't vote to overturn Roe.
Overturning Roe was a 5-4 decision.
Roberts doesn't deserve to be in the game as a playable character.
He deserves to be represented as a random debuff modifer that could randomly tax your hp a certain percentage.
Maybe Roberts should grow a backbone if he wants to be remembered.
He always tries to decline any case that is even remotely controversial.
If the court does take it, he sides with the liberals half the time.
When he doesn’t side with the liberals, he makes his decision as narrow as possible so it only applies to that specific case and avoids actually setting any sort of precedent, which the country desperately needs.