Make your own joke about it, I'm fucking tired (of this shit and literally)
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We need to make bets on how this is going to play out.
My guess:
The female orc will be a leader among orcs, surrounded by other strong female orcs, despite making 0 sense from what we've seen, will be highly intelligent and would have brought a golden age for the orcs if it was not for the orc patriarchy. She will be incredibly strong, better tactician and liked by most and at the same time a victim of the evil barbarian orc males.
100% fan favorite if you are a twitter blue checkmark.
They'll somehow get some reference to Ukraine in there.
You mean Uruk-raine?
I expect they will try but I do not see how they can. Is just one country invading another country, this was the norm for most of human history. There is nothing particular about Russia vs Ukraine that they can add that would stand out in a medieval setting.
You know what would do it? Zelensky himself playing as a king and getting invaded by some cartoonish evil neighboring kingdom where the king is a Putin lookalike.
Maybe if he got to be a real actor, he'd stop chasing after EU applause by trying to start WW3.
Has he ever stop being an actor? Every time he is on tv he looks like he is acting, nothing looks natural.
I'm not even against Ukraine, I do not like Russia but I hate this theater that Ukraine is playing with the help of the western countries
Still in the green shirt
It's cringe to do it, but not too difficult. There are two separate tribes of orcs, one led by the thing in the OP (call it the Urukine tribe or something, though that may be too obvious even for Hollywood), and one led by an angry male orc. The heroes will have several fights with the Urukine, including the alluded to scene above where they are either narrowly defeated and driven off (but the noble Urukine spare them for some reason), or just narrowly win (but many of the Urukine in the fight can safely retreat). A few episodes later, the second orc tribe attacks the Urukine to force them to join their evil war machine which is rampaging across Middle Earth, and the Urukine ask the heroes for help, as the Urukine have been demonstrated to be honorable and somewhat noble while the second tribe is just a bunch of murderhobos.
While that plot is bad in itself, outside of being called Urukine it would not really scream it is a representation of Ukraine vs Russia. Stuff like that happens.
They can always just ask the media say it is about Ukraine and be done for it.