Decided to be a masochist and look up Halfbreed by Cher today because I wanted to know a little more than lyrics. Didn't get the info I was after, since I forgot to look it up as I was too busy laughing for the two minutes it took to finish reading this:

https://archive.ph/revbK - The song offers a scenario in which oppressive whites call her "Indian squaw", and (falsely) claims that Native Americans did not accept her as one of their own because she was considered white according to "Native law".[3] (However, the Cherokee are a matrilineal society, meaning a child born to a Cherokee mother is accepted as Cherokee, no matter the nationality or ethnicity of the father; such a situation could arise in the other direction with a native father and white mother.)[4]

Someone actually took the time to type that. Is there a wojak for this person? I need to believe there is. God, can you imagine this person's life? I can't, it hurts to laugh this hard with my current back and neck injury.

Second bit of humor came from a recommended youtube vid. I wanted to get the short and sweet story about the SS Arctic instead of a 38 minute cinematic self-sucking blowjob of some fucking Michael Moore wannabe. Cross-checking did not fail to deliver:

https://archive.ph/WnRIV - the principle of "women and children first" was ignored. From around 400 on board (250 passengers, 150 crew), 24 male passengers and 61 crew survived; all the women and children died. No one was called to account for the disaster, and no official enquiry was held.

I know that last line is supposed to be a statement of fact, but it felt more like some bitchy comment made by an immature woman who just lost an argument. Love that they couldn't give shit about the men who died, but 'it's supposed to be women and children, they didn't care about the women and children! What about the women and children!' Throw in the typo and I busted out laughing.