Early episode had one of the best on the spot joke I've ever head. I can't remember who Locke's teammate was but Locke told his (male) teammate something like

"If you get this one right I promise I won't spit on you when we make love tonight"

the crowd laughed because it was such an absurd and shocking thing to say. And the teammate replied:

"I don't think you want to try me dry."

the crowd lost their shit

I'm about two series behind, watched a few from each season but couldn't keep going, it's bad the guest are so bad and they don't even try, I mean they never did but these new quota guests are literally retarded.

It's a shame, I love doing my cardio while watching Countdown because I can get a little mental workout at the same time and Cat Does Countdown was a real treat for me and they ruined it.

edit: oh yeah Rachel Riley was 10/10 back in the day but yeah... the wall is coming hard and fast for that one :-(