I wake up early to shitpost, I wake up at 0445. I like to have that psychological win over the Jannie. For me when I wake up in the morning, and I don't know why, I'm thinking about the Jannie and what he's doing.
There's a Jannie, sitting in a basement somewhere, he's got his limp dick in his one hand, and an anime figurine in another. And he's waiting for me, and were gonna meet in a thread somewhere. And when I wake up in the morning, I think to myself, what can I post today to be ready for that moment, because its coming.
Jocko motivation for keyboard warriors: