It's borderline incomprehensible and reads like the blog post of a 13 year old with bad grades, BUT she basically says she was held captive in a trailer with no privacy (not even to shower), watched while changing her clothes, drugged. Things get particularly amazing when she makes a claim that is part of many conspiracy theories about what the elites do with celebrities; She claims they collected blood from her every night.
Most of this is a repeat what came out in court where she had to convince a judge that she was not insane and was essentially being legally enslaved by her father', but I hadn't heard the bloodletting claim until now.
She claims 105 people were involved in doing this to her over the course of 4 months.
The three images accompanying the post are the ceiling of a church, the star of david, and the australian flag. /pol/ have interpreted this to be a possible acronym;
Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Butters are being forced to watch the live political debate between Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton when an emergency news bulletin interrupts to report that Britney Spears has been spotted in South Park peeing on a ladybug. The boys decide to find her in order to take a picture they can sell to the tabloids. They pass the security at the "Komfort Inn", where she is staying, by claiming to be her children. Britney is elated that her children have come to see her, but once she realizes the truth, she falls into deeper depression. Finally overwhelmed by the constant harassment and jokes, she attempts suicide by shooting herself in the head with a shotgun. In order to not get involved, Cartman and Butters quickly leave the scene, but unfortunately for Butters, it would later be revealed in the episode that he is mistaken for an actual squirrel (who thinks it's a "person") by an animal control officer and is taken to Johns Hopkins Hospital for psychiatric evaluation.
Incredibly, though the top two-thirds of her head is missing, Spears survives. Guilt-ridden, Kyle and Stan visit her in the hospital to apologize, telling themselves that they should have left her alone, just like Butters said before. When one of the paparazzi breaks through the window, Spears' manager sneaks her and the boys out the back into his car but the paparazzi chase them. They escape to her recording studio, where she is made to record a comeback song, although Stan and Kyle insist that this will only make matters worse. She later performs at the MTV Video Music Awards, where the crowd nitpicks her "flaws", almost completely overlooking the fact that two-thirds of her skull are gone and she can only communicate by making gurgling sounds.
The boys decide they need to help Britney and devise a plan to take her to the North Pole by train to escape from it all. Kyle diverts the paparazzi and eventually confronts them for abusing her, pointing out that she is no longer in any condition to handle it and that she might die from it. To Kyle's horror, they explain that she "has to die". A narrator announces Stan's mission to take Britney to the North Pole. The train engineer notices Spears on his train and stops at a village site where the paparazzi, villagers, and Kyle are waiting. The villagers explain to the boys that ritual human sacrifice is needed for a good corn harvest; however, in modern, more civilized times, people prefer to drive their sacrifices to suicide rather than stoning them to death. The crowd overwhelms Spears and proceeds to somehow photograph her to death, leaving Stan and Kyle in shock.
Months later, South Park residents comment on the good corn harvest while at the supermarket. A newsflash appears on TV, informing the townspeople that Miley Cyrus (star of Hannah Montana) is quickly becoming a major superstar. The townsfolk of South Park see her as their next target. Stan and Kyle reluctantly go along with them, having given up all hopes of reasoning with them.
I have to wonder if any of her old celebrity friends could (I severely doubt will) verify some of this. Justin Timberlake had known her for a really fucking long time by the mid 00's when she started to fall.
There's been a clear pattern of young people becoming stars and then getting destroyed by presumably drugs, dating back to Judy Garland (here's a Guardian article about some apparent cases). Some of it may just be overindulgence. I'm afraid it has been enmeshed in the culture of Hollywood, whether by direct abuse or inappropriate exposure to "the lifestyle."
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It's borderline incomprehensible and reads like the blog post of a 13 year old with bad grades, BUT she basically says she was held captive in a trailer with no privacy (not even to shower), watched while changing her clothes, drugged. Things get particularly amazing when she makes a claim that is part of many conspiracy theories about what the elites do with celebrities; She claims they collected blood from her every night.
Most of this is a repeat what came out in court where she had to convince a judge that she was not insane and was essentially being legally enslaved by her father', but I hadn't heard the bloodletting claim until now.
She claims 105 people were involved in doing this to her over the course of 4 months.
The three images accompanying the post are the ceiling of a church, the star of david, and the australian flag. /pol/ have interpreted this to be a possible acronym;
Church Israel Australia
Forget 'Alex Jones was right again', I want to say 'South Park was right again'.
That episode aired in 2008.
Being the victim of child abuse didn't help.
Making a child a celebrity often causes a lot of that abuse.
I have to wonder if any of her old celebrity friends could (I severely doubt will) verify some of this. Justin Timberlake had known her for a really fucking long time by the mid 00's when she started to fall.
There's been a clear pattern of young people becoming stars and then getting destroyed by presumably drugs, dating back to Judy Garland (here's a Guardian article about some apparent cases). Some of it may just be overindulgence. I'm afraid it has been enmeshed in the culture of Hollywood, whether by direct abuse or inappropriate exposure to "the lifestyle."
6am - 6pm no days off year round lol yeah right she's full of shit