55 posted 2 years ago by NihilistCaregiver 2 years ago by NihilistCaregiver +56 / -1 70 comments share 70 comments share save hide report block hide replies
I made $35 and only had to suck seven dicks!
I saved 15% on my car insurance by switching to Geico!
I cut my monthly bills by 100% by starving to death!
That sounds pretty realistic to be fair.