46 Mega Man is sentenced to death by Netflix (web.archive.org) posted 2 years ago by Cyberguy64 2 years ago by Cyberguy64 +46 / -0 17 comments share 17 comments share save hide report block hide replies
So he’s gonna be black, Dr. Light will be black, Roll will probably be turned into a fat neon haired dyke, and Protoman will be gay.
Dr. Wily will still be white of course, and they’ll probably try to shoehorn in some BLM shit with robots representing black people.
So no change there.
Hey, his helmet has sunglasses, he’s all man.
That scarf tho
Either that, or they'll make Dr. Wily black and he was the true hero the whole time, fighting against the oppresive Dr. Light who was keeping him from achieving his true potential.
The worst of it is when Capcom decides that the only new Mega Man game will be based on the globohomo Netflix abomination.
I'm thinking tranny robocop gritty reboot style.
It just hurts so fucking much