22 () posted 2 years ago by ThatsAlright 2 years ago by ThatsAlright +22 / -0 9 comments share 9 comments share save hide report block hide replies
It's like they're trying the Chewbacca defense, except with Barf from Spaceballs.
Hey! Don't you drag our John Candy into this! He's a Canadian classic.
So the lawyer is trying to pull the pussy pass for Smollet? Bold strategy Cotton, let’s see how it plays out.
I think "bold strategies" are all they have left at this point.
I wouldn't be surprised if they tried to get out of the trial by beating the shit out of themselves like in Liar Liar.
Wait, hold on --
The defense attorney sobbed in court saying the judge had lunged at her?
What in the honking clown world is this nonsense?
She then fled the courtroom with her mother, who was there for some reason. No joke.
Getting a lawyer under the age of 50 is basically pleading Guilty nowadays. They’re all a bunch of pussified children in suits.
By the end of the trial they're going to argue the two Nigerians are actually MAGA White supremacists and it was all real.
I don't think telling the world a couple Africans are gay-ish will work out well Jussie. They're the kind to" defend their masculinity". Then you won't need to pay them to commit a crime against you.