97 () posted 3 years ago by Aardwolf 3 years ago by Aardwolf +97 / -0 47 comments share 47 comments share save hide report block hide replies
"Starbucks for lyfe!"
"Bitch didn't put enough avocado on my toast. Motherfucker bout to get got!"
performs drive by in a prius
...and then heads to an electric charge station to wait 5 hours for a couple dozen miles worth of travel.