57 A-well-a, everybody's heard about the bird. Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word. (twitter.com) posted 3 years ago by SupremeReader 3 years ago by SupremeReader +59 / -2 16 comments share 16 comments share save hide report block hide replies
"What do you do when a bird shits on your car?"
"Don't ask her for a second date."