You, uh, wanna translate that from autist to english for me, pumpkin?

I'm not as up on this cool internet slang you kids throw around as you are.

Also, it's funny that you can read some fairly obscure (to most people who pass through today's educational system) trivia like "visible saint", see some words you class as no-no, and pull an excellent NPC impression.

Fucks sake, I had to write a few papers about the bloody Puritans for an American History class a few years ago. I'd like to think I have some fucking idea what I'm referring to.