Posted on reddit but imagine it'll get taken down!
I need to get into an event, it's pretty important, and at the last minute a negative PCR test has been required. I won't be able to get the results back in time but need to send myself a text from another phone with the exact same wording so it can pass at the gate.
Anyone able to help me out?
Cheers.
Get a PCR test, then change positive to negative if necessary.
Plague Guevara right here folks.
I wish I didn't have to. I wouldn't do this in any other scenario but this is an extremely important event for me to get to. Failing to do so will mean losing some important people from my life for good.
If that be true then you value them more than they value you.
You should think about that.
I know it and I've thought about it. Unfortunately the response to this virus has been nothing short of hysteria and I don't wish at this moment to lose these people.
They're not worth it.
Then you're weak and I take back what respect I had two posts ago for your defiance of society.
Man, if I had it I would give it to you. I remember I had to get a negative test for my American fiancee to allow her to return to the US, but I can't find the text on my phone. I must have deleted it. Good luck though man, I know how it feels to put up with this bullshit.
Cheers mate. I would take a stand on any other day (as I have done), this is just a shitty situation.
If you find the text, go to "the event" and use it just to get in, then laugh and tell them it was fake on the way out. Then you get whatever benefits of going to "the event" AND you also get to be a rebel.
In the UK you may also get arrested which is a bonus.
Ah yes, the well known communist revolutionary that everyone associates with spreading disease. Not like that Typhoid Mary lady with her face on all those t-shirts.