76 () posted 3 years ago by lTentacleMonsterl 3 years ago by lTentacleMonsterl +76 / -0 47 comments share 47 comments share save hide report block hide replies
It's easier to bug out with a lame excuse when you.know your going to lose then actuly lose. It's pretty simple really, she should be withdrawn and put on a container ship home so she has e ty of ti.e to think about her pathetic life
Nah, I'd prefer a life raft from an old sailing ship, with a pair of oars, personally...
That should sort her out. And hell, Bligh managed it (with a team, admittedly), so if she's the GOAT, she should be able to manage it, right..?
Bonus, she'll be even skinnier when she gets back, lol, so all the simps will find her even "hotter" (cringe)...
/s, in case it wasn't obvious...