One is protected by Microsoft robots, another has paid body guards show up if you even cough on the town, and then Issaquah is so insanely designed I'm fairly certain there's a Minotaur. Of course there's no crime, you'd have to find the house first!
That being said, I love how they thought releasing a violent career criminal back onto the streets in the hopes that he would attend a rehab facility (which he had previously ignored going to despite a judge's order) was a good idea.
They know it wasn't. They don't care.
Your family deserves to die so that they can feel good about themselves and gain power based off of virtue.
Related thread: "Safe neighborhoods in Seattle at night"
Top answers are all places that are not Seattle neighborhoods.
Edit: Originally Redmond, Kirkland, and Bellevue leading with Issaquah a bit off.
There is literally a moat between those bourgeois areas and Seattle.
I mean, I'd built a moat to keep communists out too.
One is protected by Microsoft robots, another has paid body guards show up if you even cough on the town, and then Issaquah is so insanely designed I'm fairly certain there's a Minotaur. Of course there's no crime, you'd have to find the house first!
Man what an absolute shithole. Here's to your new Detroit, dickheads. "cOmE oN gUyS lEt'S aBoLiSh ThE POLICE!" "U SWEEP WE STRIKE LMAO!"
This excellent comment was posted,
It's a clever move.
That being said, I love how they thought releasing a violent career criminal back onto the streets in the hopes that he would attend a rehab facility (which he had previously ignored going to despite a judge's order) was a good idea.
They know it wasn't. They don't care.
Your family deserves to die so that they can feel good about themselves and gain power based off of virtue.
Wall it off and make it officially the Seattle Sprawl from the Shadowrun games.