137 [The Bee] In Closing Argument, Prosecutor Tearfully Addresses Each Juror By Name, Phone Number, And Street Address (babylonbee.com) posted 3 years ago by Galean 3 years ago by Galean +137 / -0 13 comments share 13 comments share save hide report block hide replies
At least the Judge has been upset with them. After spending the whole trial warning the Prosecution I'd be surprised if he didn't let the defense call a mistrial.
He refused a motion for mistrial yesterday, basically said he thinks Chauvin would win an appeal if found guilty of anything.
Guy is too spineless to stick his own neck out for the mob, he's hoping the jury will do it for him, or failing that, an appellate judge.
Appeals judge: "We won't overturn the previous ruling; but I bet if you appeal again you'll be free."
Higher appeals judge: "We won't overrule the previous appeal; but I bet if you appeal again you'll be free."
Supreme Court: "We don't want to hear it."
And with that the Jury Box is empty.
This pains me with its likelihood.
Damn