137 [The Bee] In Closing Argument, Prosecutor Tearfully Addresses Each Juror By Name, Phone Number, And Street Address (babylonbee.com) posted 3 years ago by Galean 3 years ago by Galean +137 / -0 13 comments share 13 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Appeals judge: "We won't overturn the previous ruling; but I bet if you appeal again you'll be free."
Higher appeals judge: "We won't overrule the previous appeal; but I bet if you appeal again you'll be free."
Supreme Court: "We don't want to hear it."
And with that the Jury Box is empty.
This pains me with its likelihood.