It has no games, limited backwards compatibility, may go down to 30 FPS to avoid burning itself up, is ugly, and the immediate roadmap of upcoming titles is bare bones.
At least with a dildo you don't have to shell out $499+ USD to fuck yourself over.
...maybe they should make that as a selling point... buy the new playstation 6! it's perfect for making a kotatsu, i mean even kfc has a console why not include a microwave or something?
Nobody will ever make another game console with a >400 watt PSU. The original PS3 George Foreman was a hilarious kludge of a machine to get multicore performance out on the bleeding edge of what the fabs could provide. People forget that the PS3 came out right around the same time the Intel Core hit shelves.
Honestly can't understand the demand for a PS5.
It has no games, limited backwards compatibility, may go down to 30 FPS to avoid burning itself up, is ugly, and the immediate roadmap of upcoming titles is bare bones.
At least with a dildo you don't have to shell out $499+ USD to fuck yourself over.
And despite its looks, it's not as good a space heater as the PS3.
...maybe they should make that as a selling point... buy the new playstation 6! it's perfect for making a kotatsu, i mean even kfc has a console why not include a microwave or something?
Nobody will ever make another game console with a >400 watt PSU. The original PS3 George Foreman was a hilarious kludge of a machine to get multicore performance out on the bleeding edge of what the fabs could provide. People forget that the PS3 came out right around the same time the Intel Core hit shelves.
hey, i can dream cant i? who knows maybe it will happen someday when i have grandkids.