tl;dr slash disclaimer: This is not adVOcaTInG viOlenCE, faggot.

This is just me sharing statements from a time when there were similar conditions to our current Age. I was about to copy/paste the whole ass Declaration because these retards are doing literally the every one of the exact things which caused the revolution and declaration in the first place, but I don't have the room. Here's the most relevant points.

That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government,

Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; ... But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism,

it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.

The history of the present illegitimate Head of State of the Dumb House Nigger Slave Party, Joseph Robinette Biden , is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.

(Dear god, Sleepy Joe's goddamn middle name is REALLY Robinette. Thought my friend was just fucking with me.)

He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.

He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their Public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.

He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.

(Kek. when's the last time Joe's had manly firmness...)

He has refused for a long time, to cause others to be elected, whereby the Legislative Powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.

(Stealing votes, rigging an election and allowing China to manipulate our economy, engage in bioterrorism/bio-warfare operations in mainland US., among other things - like being a complete pussy.)

He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.

(ignoring the plight and disrespecting patient, lawful applicants to naturalization and violating Laws for Naturalization by default)

He has obstructed the Administration of Justice by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary Powers.

(Executive Order abuse)

He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.

(WELL...I think this thread's point fits...)

He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people and eat out their substance.

(Black-supremacy League of Marxism, or BLM for short...)

[also...eat out. KEK again. Sorry. In my defence, I'm only 8 in leap year count.]

He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.

(Aunt Queefa, who have illegally occupied both federal and state property and broken innumerable state, local and other federal laws)

He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil Power.

(Deploying military forces on U.S. soil. Sorry, but deploying the Natl. Guard in the nation's capital with no clear threat to the security of the nation's capital fucking counts lefty.)

He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:

(Fuck China, and their dirty, Winnie the pooh lookin ass leader.)

For quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:

(already covered)

For protecting them, by a mock Trial from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:

(mass release of antifa militants and blm rioters without charge after breaking the law)

For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:

(Shutting down travel and severely damaging commerce, e-commerce and destroying the livelyhood of citizens)

[ caused because of this bullshit, weak ass virus that didn't kill my 90 year old chain smoking, asthmatic, inhaler using, pneumonia having grandmother; didn't kill my chain smoking dad who has had a lifelong preexisting condition that keeps him impoverished and with a dead end job; didn't kill my mother who just recovered from a life threatening infection and has a severely weakened immune system as a result of a different preexisting condition. They're all healthy as fuck. So FUCK your vaccine passport, Jolene...literally shove it up your ass.]

For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:

(Proposed tax hikes to steal from the rich and give to the leftist ree'ers, U.S. enemies, and single black mom bailout.)

For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever....

He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.

He has plundered our seas, ravaged our coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.

He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation, and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & Perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.

He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers,... whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.

In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

[Okay you guys get the fucking idea. Hentai Woody bad. No really, look up hentai Woody and tell me it doesn't look like Sleepy Joe.]