I've long held that If I were forced in to an open floor plan office I would have no qualms about shooting myself in the face, in front of everyone, at my "hot swap" desk.
I wouldn't even feel bad about the mess left behind.
I always told my joes to wait for the "don't be a mass shooter" briefs to off themselves or the "don't shoot yourself" brief if they wanted to kill everyone else.
Honestly, fuck him for calling IT bureaucratic.
"Dad, the fridge broke."
"Did you open a support ticket?"
Isn't that basically what a 'Honey-do' list is?
That's not an admin, that's the office psychopath.
Just the usual BOFH type. Fun to read about, suicide-inducing to actually deal with.
I've long held that If I were forced in to an open floor plan office I would have no qualms about shooting myself in the face, in front of everyone, at my "hot swap" desk.
I wouldn't even feel bad about the mess left behind.
I always told my joes to wait for the "don't be a mass shooter" briefs to off themselves or the "don't shoot yourself" brief if they wanted to kill everyone else.