her initial ambition following college was to be a yoga instructor

lmfao

So in other words the goal of her trip to NYU was specifically to meet a sufficienty stupid rich boy and slowly wrap him around her little finger. Now they're married, so she's automatically got him by the balls.

Despite this history, which makes her sound like an unrelenting gold digger, she is a nice person who loves and cares for her daughter and, I hope, my son. She just seems to have an astonishingly casual attitude toward money — if it’s there, spend it! (Or, in the case of college, even if it’s not there.)

She has an astonishingly casual attitude toward money because she has never had to work for it. All she had to do was hit on the millionaire nerd in college, let him knock her up, and marry him. She was probably the first female to ever show him the slightest bit of interest - the only pussy he's ever known - and as such, she's basically God in his eyes.

In her eyes, however, he is a pig from which she carves solid gold pork cuts from. His sole value to her is money, as evidenced by the fact money is a prime concern for her in all negotiations with him. Her every demand is 'gib money pls'.

That she is 'a nice person who loves and cares for her daughter' means absolutely nothing. Anyone can be nice. Especially when they want something.

I have no doubt that she'd sit there and tell that daughter her father is satan if divorce became beneficial to her.

This dude needs to hide his money in crypto or overseas, and then file for divorce. But he won't, because he's a simp.