Man, if someone had told me back around 2005 that the dude on Destructoid that was the loudmouthed opinionated fuckwad that everyone thought was off his nut because he was antagonistic as hell to everyone and everything under the sun would eventually decide that he was actually a woman and want to grow tits above and beyond his own man-boobs, I would have laughed in their damn face.

And here I thought that the "trans" people in games journalism couldn't get any weirder.