Hello, I'm an active member of both conspiracy and consume product, wondering what you all are about. I can assume something about pop culture media being terrible (from the gamergate post I first saw and the name including Kotaku).
Cheers.
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Some random cunt made an elaborate power point and called it a video game, Depression Quest. This choose-your-own-adventure game, with zero choices, got a suspicious amount of press for a not game. Her ex made a post about her sleeping with Five Guys and Fries, one of whom was a games urinalist. In an effort to deflect from obvious corruption, every gaming outlet declared war on their readership by simultaneously dropping articles titled "Gamers are Dead". And that is how we stumbled upon an international satanic cult of pedophile communists that operates media-run states. We cover everything vaguely related to the above.
I just wanted to play video games, goddammit...
I still want that on a patch
Put it on a giant flag to hoist at the Capitol when the Gamergate army takes it a second time. New Game+ adds a couple more enemies and bigger barriers.
(This is sarcasm for any glow niggers watching)
To all glow niggers:
Following orders is easy.
Avoiding explosions isn't.
Think twice before you Waco.
Maybe we can call it New Game+ when we build America 2.0.
I call dibs on piloting the mech suit from Metal Wolf Chaos!