You can go to a busy Sportchek and buy skates. You can go to a busy Canadian Tire to sharpen them. You just can't use those skates outside in Nenshi's Calgary. Or you'll end up with a criminal charge at the hands of CPS's Officer Ratchet and her itchy Taser finger
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EDIT: https://twitter.com/SheilaGunnReid/status/1340438257532747777