He's such a lovable edgy boi.

Remember, they could have just let him be a space pirate. He just wanted to play games!

"The one where the president's a cuck"

He should have shown Justin's so-called "father", Pierre. Doesn't anyone remember the party girl Maggie was? Jesus christ, I was a CHILD when this was going on, and I had a sense of what she was and what was going on with those two, because children had to be warned about certain uses of the word "swinger" back then. So that we didn't mistake one use of the word for something you do on the playground, in front of your mom's friends and shit. Maggie and Pierre were full-blown hippies.

Justin isn't the "cuck", his "dad" is. And damn, but Justin don't look like Pierre. More like Fidel, Jr.

As far as his politics goes, ALL our parties are more in love with foreign interests than born Canadians and have been for as long as I've been alive.

As far as pot goes, it should have been brought back with the end of Prohibition in the first place, PET could have done it on HIS watch, too, but it was always "OooOoo what will the big bad Amerwicans think? Eeeeooowaaah".

Anyway, the rest was hilarious. :)