The Bee: Bible experts find that Goliath died of Covid-19
(babylonbee.com)
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I thought Goliath was killed by David-19 (maybe 16, the Bible’s not too clear on David’s age).
They also claimed that Jesus died of Covid-19, but it turns out he pulled through and made a full recovery three days later.
Still counted as a victim, though.