33 "This will be important!" - censorship-monger Joan Donovan happy with Biden 'online harassment and abuse' plans (archive.is) posted 3 years ago by AntonioOfVenice 3 years ago by AntonioOfVenice +33 / -0 17 comments share 17 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Little know facts about Joan Donovan
Engineers are baffled that can she tilt her head without her neck snapping.
The Stay Puft marshmallow man is her father.
She can hold a ham in each cheek.
She is a Michael Moore class buffet line destroyer.
She and Michael Moore once put an all you can eat Chinese buffet out of business in an afternoon.
She is required to wear a burlap mask in public to avoid scaring children.
She picks old gum off of sidewalks and chews it.
She was once offered a job to jump off a ladder in fracking country.
She raids the kitchen by unhinging her jaw and tilting the fridge back.
She is required to wear a muzzle when grocery shopping.
When she laughs the popping noises you hear are her chins breaking the sound barrier.
She is as vengeful as she is fat.