They are cute and everyone loves them but they kill birds and many of those birds are rare or endangered. Cats are invasive species and they disrupt the natural ecosystems they inhabit. There are bird species that will go extinct if something is not done about them.
But we love cats. Many love cats more than birds. So what can be done that isn't cruel? Culling them is out of the question!
So far what we think is the most humane way to handle this problem is to capture ferel cats, spay/neuter them, and then release them if we can't find anyone willing to adopt. Most cats get released with a clipped ear so we know not to catch them again. This solution doesn't solve the problem but itll slow or stop the problem from getting worse.
There is a silver lining. There are these other birds, the common house sparrow, that are invasive and have taken over. They are cute the way they chirp and play together but they don't have any songs and they challenge our native bird species. Despite their small size, they will gang up on and kill other birds. They also destroy nests. But the sparrows suck at flying so they are usually the ones that the cats get. So some people argue that the cats are actually helping the native species of birds by culling the invasive sparrows; but I disagree.
Don't you go thinking that this rant about cats and birds is actually some cheap metaphor for demographical changes in western countries! That'd be very wrong and very bad, you racist. Its literally just a rant about birds and cats.
Once when I was a kid, my idiot neighbor let his unfixed female cat run wild. Our neighborhood was overrun with them. Then one night, one of them got in our house and my dad had to chase it all over and get the shit clawed out of him in the process. He was pissed. He left our garage door cracked and put a bunch of food in there to draw them in over a few days. Then he shut the door to lock them in and took a gun and shot about 20 of the motherfuckers.
After that, we trained our dog to kill any cat he could catch. There were eventually no more feral cats in the neighborhood, or "outdoor" cats for that matter. IDGAF. Keep your fucking cats inside the house or don't own one.
Fucking based. Can I borrow the dog for a few days?
I wish. He died a couple of decades ago. Made it to 16 though, so he had a good run.
Always unfortunate to hear. My childhood dog lived to 17. He's been gone almost a decade and I still miss him.
Sounds like one heck of a mess in the garage afterwards.
It was dug into the side of the hill and had a concrete slab on top at the ground level, so every surface was concrete. Good for muffling gunshots, and pretty easy to clean with a pressure washer.
This story is starting to sound like one of those "dark humor" jokes.
I don't really care if you believe it. It's true.