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posted ago by Mpetey123 ago by Mpetey123 +32 / -0

I don't know how I missed this until now but there's a rumor that zipper tits Ellen Page is going to be Achilles in the upcoming "Odyssey" movie. So the supposed greatest warrior ever is going to be a 5' 1" woman who is probably under 125 lbs.

I don't know if this more tragic than Meryl Streep being rumored to be Aslan in the new Narnias