Most of them are Eurotrash, so they won't get your (piss poor) joke.

It's funny how your homoerotic desires can come out so fast. You're so deep in the closet you're touching Narnia, going on about buttplugs and sucking dick while other people are talking about motor racing.

I'd say it's ironic, but the Nazis were also made up of closeted gay men.

Do you dream of Mr Vought stretching your butthole? His beard tickling your back as he mounts you?

I'll stop, that's going to make me throw up.