The proper method of questioning communist officials...
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... is to strap it down to an electric chair and explain that it will answer your questions. Refusal means it will be subject to exponentially longer electric shocks. Not powerful enough to kill, of course - but enough to cause significant pain.
For positive reinforcement, dangle hope before it to give it a reason to live, and when it finishes answering your questions, switch the voltage up and fry it.