She is also covered in constantly moving pixels and lacks a visible vagina or nipples. Unless you think the outline of a woman's body is somehow "hyper sexualized".
She doesn't even make any intentionally suggestive poses unless you count that one time where she's curled up in the fetal position when Master Chief rescues her from the flood infested high charity in Halo 3.
With how small she was in the games I always thought it was the in universe hologram projectors not being able to render finer details or her being lazy.
Have you actually played the games? Most people would be too preoccupied with trying to noob combo an elite over stroking their meat to cortana.
And we're going to ignore how there are story beats in the cutscenes that you'd most likely be focusing on instead of the blue hologram lady? Or do you genuinely believe the fps game about saving humanity from genocidal aliens is just a porn game about cortana?
You're being a typical faggot and putting words in my mouth. If you can't see why a naked ai cyber girl isn't overtly sexualized that's on you. If the point was to have a robotic companion without sexual appeal guilty spark would have been your ai companion.
You can keep escalating my position into strawmen arguments but I never said halo was a porn game. And I haven't played it in years but her sexiness was a huge point of focus for many of my friends of youth.
What boy wouldn't focus on a hot funny chick watching you save the world and her?
She shows up for a few minutes at best throughout the whole game and is a disembodied voice for most it. She doesn't swear or even say anything overtly sexual. Most of her dialogue is exposition for the story or snarky jokes.
If that's where you draw the line at for "goon fuel" then the 2000s called, they want their takes back.
Porn, actual porn, should definitely be kept out of the arms of the youth. But this recent trend of equating everything from Chinese gacha slop to fucking Halo with hardcore porn is infuriating.
My original comment was on how you puritan types definition of porn is so loose you could find the slightest hint of titillation, even in media where it takes a backseat to pretty much everything, and then somehow make it seem like it's this horrible attack on common decency that will turn your kids gay.
In Halo's case you're usually to preoccupied with trying not to die to a plasma grenade to even think about how the ai lady isn't wearing clothes, hell it isn't even brought up in the actual game. But even then the in-game character of Cortana, not some pornbrained rule34 artist's out of character rendition of her, is still somehow "hyper sexualized goon fuel" to you people.
She is also covered in constantly moving pixels and lacks a visible vagina or nipples. Unless you think the outline of a woman's body is somehow "hyper sexualized".
She doesn't even make any intentionally suggestive poses unless you count that one time where she's curled up in the fetal position when Master Chief rescues her from the flood infested high charity in Halo 3.
With how small she was in the games I always thought it was the in universe hologram projectors not being able to render finer details or her being lazy.
Have you actually played the games? Most people would be too preoccupied with trying to noob combo an elite over stroking their meat to cortana.
And we're going to ignore how there are story beats in the cutscenes that you'd most likely be focusing on instead of the blue hologram lady? Or do you genuinely believe the fps game about saving humanity from genocidal aliens is just a porn game about cortana?
You're being a typical faggot and putting words in my mouth. If you can't see why a naked ai cyber girl isn't overtly sexualized that's on you. If the point was to have a robotic companion without sexual appeal guilty spark would have been your ai companion.
You can keep escalating my position into strawmen arguments but I never said halo was a porn game. And I haven't played it in years but her sexiness was a huge point of focus for many of my friends of youth.
What boy wouldn't focus on a hot funny chick watching you save the world and her?
She shows up for a few minutes at best throughout the whole game and is a disembodied voice for most it. She doesn't swear or even say anything overtly sexual. Most of her dialogue is exposition for the story or snarky jokes.
If that's where you draw the line at for "goon fuel" then the 2000s called, they want their takes back.
Porn, actual porn, should definitely be kept out of the arms of the youth. But this recent trend of equating everything from Chinese gacha slop to fucking Halo with hardcore porn is infuriating.
My original comment was on how you puritan types definition of porn is so loose you could find the slightest hint of titillation, even in media where it takes a backseat to pretty much everything, and then somehow make it seem like it's this horrible attack on common decency that will turn your kids gay.
In Halo's case you're usually to preoccupied with trying not to die to a plasma grenade to even think about how the ai lady isn't wearing clothes, hell it isn't even brought up in the actual game. But even then the in-game character of Cortana, not some pornbrained rule34 artist's out of character rendition of her, is still somehow "hyper sexualized goon fuel" to you people.