I'd go with tying some rope to his legs and do the roadtrip while towing the fucker after supergluing his ass shut. Drive somewhat slowly, with live camera feeds and a betting pool on day of death for the jeet. Then bill newscum and india for the event costs plus damages to the family, plus a 30% tariff on that total which will be divided and relayed to American taxpayers.
I'd go with tying some rope to his legs and do the roadtrip while towing the fucker after supergluing his ass shut. Drive somewhat slowly, with live camera feeds and a betting pool on day of death for the jeet. Then bill newscum and india for the event costs plus damages to the family, plus a 30% tariff on that total which will be divided and relayed to American taxpayers.