I don't think I ever would have been truly politically activated if it weren't for that rat-faced cunt Anita and her unwelcome self-insertion into video games. I would have played WoW until I died at 40 of diabetes and heart disease, and never tried to disrupt The System.

Instead I am now politically, intellectually, and spiritually aligned against demon-worshiping pedophiles, engaged in meme-fueled ideological warfare against one of, if not the, most deeply entrenched Old Money factions in the world, and I'm going to push and push until one of blinks or the world falls apart at the seams.