1997 Denise Richards and Dina Meyer absolutely mog any actress working right now. I'd say both of them are at least 9s.
Clearly there are scores of other reasons any remake is doomed, but that's the most obvious one. In the age of DEI, superhumanly attractive women are extinct.
It will fail because rather than being a funny satirical film, it will be a thinly veiled attack on White people who dare to not bend over and let globohomo I mean poor bugs beat them up.