Most of this. ☝️

I don't think the actor looks like a "greasy Spaniard or Italian," but I also don't think he has "the look" or "gravitas" of Henry Cavill. And I knew this movies would be a joke when I saw the fucking dog, but then they top it off with Green Lantern's haircut. And of course they had to dig up any obscure black character to shoehorn in there.

In any case, it's a movie made by a confirmed pedophile and I won't be paying to see it, just like I boycotted 'Guardians 3 after the news broke.