I believe The funko pop is the true Mark of the Beast. It’s like the yellow star of David for the consoomer. It’s the perfect symbol of the Globohomo NWO, a grey, sexless, soft non threatening lump with only the most superficial identifiers visible.
Nothing represents the absolute lobotomization of pop culture like the funko pop.
Nothing represents lobotomization of Funko Pops themselves than their current iteration for the last half decade+
Early on, there was a lot more variation in size, detail, and even not being an exact replica (look up the original D.Va model versus the later ones, they built her entire fucking mech in full detail originally) despite their same faces. I won't argue it still wasn't coomsoom slop, but a lot of them were decent knick knacks for a shelf.
Now you couldn't tell half of them apart without the box telling you who it is because its designed for all the worst aspects of modern society.
Ain't even gonna lie, I bought them back in like 2013/14 at Blizzcon because I fucking love knick knacks and they looked legit decent at the time for the price.
But that's 3 total, out of the box, and part of my WoW nostalgia shelf.
I believe The funko pop is the true Mark of the Beast. It’s like the yellow star of David for the consoomer. It’s the perfect symbol of the Globohomo NWO, a grey, sexless, soft non threatening lump with only the most superficial identifiers visible.
Nothing represents the absolute lobotomization of pop culture like the funko pop.
Nothing represents lobotomization of Funko Pops themselves than their current iteration for the last half decade+
Early on, there was a lot more variation in size, detail, and even not being an exact replica (look up the original D.Va model versus the later ones, they built her entire fucking mech in full detail originally) despite their same faces. I won't argue it still wasn't coomsoom slop, but a lot of them were decent knick knacks for a shelf.
Now you couldn't tell half of them apart without the box telling you who it is because its designed for all the worst aspects of modern society.
Adam here desperately trying to defend his early Funko Pop collection. We see you, homie.
It's an INVESTMENT!!!
I participated in the Reddit Secret Santa event one year. I was sent Nu Star Wars Funko Pops. Blech.
"Oh no, how terrible they fell out the window and fell 5 floors down onto the hard pavement and smashed into bits."
Don't you live on the ground floor surrounded by grass?
"OH NO, HOW TERRIBLE THEY FELL OUT THE WINDOW AND FELL 5 FLOORS-"
Ain't even gonna lie, I bought them back in like 2013/14 at Blizzcon because I fucking love knick knacks and they looked legit decent at the time for the price.
But that's 3 total, out of the box, and part of my WoW nostalgia shelf.