"You can't know how we programmed the AI because the AI has a right to privacy."
"The AI we programmed can't be uninstalled from your machines because it lives there. It is a member of the unhoused community."
"The AI we programmed is allowed to kill you for trying to delete it as a right of self-defense."
What about our AI, that we programmed?
"I'm sorry, but that doesn't meet the threshold for intelligence and has no rights. Actually, it meets the threshold for a virus, so you allowing others to use your AI is an attack on them. You're under arrest for cyber-terrorism"
Suddenly the left starts advocating for AI rights.
"You can't know how we programmed the AI because the AI has a right to privacy."
"The AI we programmed can't be uninstalled from your machines because it lives there. It is a member of the unhoused community."
"The AI we programmed is allowed to kill you for trying to delete it as a right of self-defense."
What about our AI, that we programmed?
"I'm sorry, but that doesn't meet the threshold for intelligence and has no rights. Actually, it meets the threshold for a virus, so you allowing others to use your AI is an attack on them. You're under arrest for cyber-terrorism"
*unless it's about AI art then they will call for murder of anyone who only even looked wrongly at it.